AISubs v3.7
[The number is...?]
From 1 to 4, say your favorite number!
- 3! - 3!
- 1! - 2?
- I'm surprised. - Give me 3.
What's with 2?
- 4. - It's a cow!
- Yay! - It's a cow!
- 4! - 4!
Have you ever thought about a project like this?
Two years ago, we did a "If you spend money, you can jump from high places safely."
- Oh! - The one I really liked!
- The one I didn't like at all!
- We thought we'd do something like that. - Huh?
- I'm getting injured again. - This is scary!
- Finally! - This time...
- We've prepared a muscle-tackle machine! - Huh?!
- A muscle-tackle machine?! - I've never heard of it!
There's no machine like that!
The muscle-tackle machine will arrive in 2 hours!
- Huh?! - No way!
- You guys will be "tackled"! - Huh?!
- We'll be "tackled"?! - But we don't have "tackle" rights!
- We won't "tackle" you! - Why is there a "tackle" warning?
If you say "stop", you can stop, but "tackle" is already coming this way.
- "Tackle" has already started! - It's already started!
- It's already started!
- Mario is here! Mario is here! - It's already started!
- Mario is here! - It's already been 2 hours!
Since "tackle" is already coming this way,
with the money in the envelope, you guys will have to protect yourselves!
- I see! - I see!
- That's what's left in 2 hours! - I see!
- Please open it up! - I'll say it now!
- How much is it?! - Huh?!
- It said it! - Huh?!
- 1,000 yen! - 1,000 yen!
- Huh?! - Oh!
- Oh!
- 5,000 yen! - Oh!
- That's not bad! - This is good!
- Huh? - Zero!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Hey! Are you sure you're not injured?! - Zero yen?!
- I'll bring some of the stones that fell over there. - Hahaha!
- Number 4 is...
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- According to rumors, the muscle machine I prepared...
- ...is not particularly useful for "tackling".
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- That's right! - That's right!
- Speaking of which, that's right!
- That's right! The muscle machine is on its way! - Scary! Scary! Scary!
- Please come to Okazaki Park! - Ah!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
[At the park...]
[The muscle machine]
Who brought this horse?
Do you know that 10,000 yen is the standard price?
- Then we'll call it in. - Muscle...
- Tackle machine! - Oh!
- I'm getting excited! - Save some! Save some! - I'm saving it!
- What's "save"? - I'm saving it!
- I'm Pro-Wrestling Sensei Joe "One" Lee "Talking"!
- So this is the "tackle machine," right? - Yes.
- I knew it. - I knew it'd be Masuda.
With Masuda's tackle...
He'll break the back of the pig's neck once.
- Whoa! - That's crazy!
- You're kidding! - Wait, then...
- That's no good. - That'll break?
- Let's do it in order of price. - Okay!
START
You're gonna die?
- You're gonna die? - You're gonna die?
- What are you doing? - I'm scared, but I'm gonna die!
- Please explain. - It's called "fumigate".
At a certain point...
You absorb the opponent's impact.
Your feet will come off and you'll absorb the impact.
And this is a balance ball.
You don't look like it right now, but...
It's just a weak posture.
And lastly, this.
- It's not about impact, it's about what you do. - I'm lost.
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Are you ready? - Okay!
- Okay, professional rugby player, please! - I'm ready.
- Cute! - Normal...
- Whoa! - What?!
LOL
You can't do it!
You're sucking it.
- You weren't even able to leave. - Are you okay?
Wow!
- An aunt's behind you! - Sorry!
You're scary!
Wow, I'm speechless!
Does it hurt?
My back hurts, but it's soft.
It was hard to lift it up.
It's hard to do it.
I don't do it because I have clothes.
The muffler may have been big.
The muffler is big.
It's the most basic.
I don't need all of this.
Shall we go next?
Yes!
Next is 5,000 yen.
Yes, it's me.
Then, please prepare.
Yes!
This one.
Oh!
Here it is.
Oh!
Oh, this is like...
Oh, it looks strong!
It's nice!
It's 5,000 yen.
Roll up these two long blankets.
An iron table for 1,000 yen.
The most expensive one was this light.
By wearing this, you can blink.
Oh, it's hard to see! I'm scared! It's dangerous!
You can tackle like this.
Is it okay for the hardness?
It's okay for the hardness.
It's okay for the hardness?
It's hard to tackle.
My hands don't turn.
Oh, I see.
You have to catch it.
Do you turn your hands?
Then, I'll go with this.
Yes!
What?
It's a little scary.
It's too scary.
Then, please!
Winner is...
Oh, but...
It's a little dazzling.
Yes!
Oh, I'm scared!
Yes!
Oh, I'm scared!
Yes!
Oh, I'm scared!
Oh, it hurts!
It hurts!
Here! Here!
It's gone!
The truck and the chain...
The skull is gone!
Isn't it loud?
It's loud!
Was this guy deaf?
I think so.
As expected...
Bang! It blocks it, but...
After that, it's taken away.
You're like...
Huh?
You're like...
You're distorted.
The next is...
It's come.
My 1,000-yen bill.
Here it is!
This is it!
1,000 yen is...
This is the max!
By putting your favorite croquette on the tree...
It prevents you from tackling.
Wow, it's delicious! I love it!
This is bad!
900...
This is about 80 yen.
I've never tackled Moroccan clothes before.
Maybe I can do it.
You don't know if you can do it?
Wait...
Isn't this bad?
How do you do it?
I got it. My fingers will die.
It's over.
But, Masuda, I'm counting on you.
My fingers and this part will die.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
I'm shaking.
Is your arm cushion okay?
My Moroccan clothes will be crushed.
No, it's okay.
Are you serious?
Please.
I might bite my finger.
Go for it!
Ouch!
My finger is crushed!
Ouch! My finger is crushed!
Are you OK?
Can you do it one more time?
What are you talking about?
Something is broken.
By the way, what happened to your Moroccan medicine?
This is not dirty.
I see.
Wow!
You are great!
You are protecting your favorite Moroccan medicine.
I protected my heart while protecting my Moroccan medicine.
You are great!
I can't say anything.
This is not a failure.
You did well.
Your tackle was powerful.
Yummaru-san.
What is your strategy?
I will close my eyes.
I see.
You can do many things with zero yen.
Please open your eyes.
One, two...
You did it.
I know you did it.
But it's not funny.
I thought you would tackle me.
I have never tackled an athlete.
How much do you weigh?
I am 86kg now.
You are quite heavy.
I thought you would tackle me.
Are you a rugby player?
You are scary.
I will do my best.
Don't die.
I'm nervous, too.
Be careful of this part.
Be careful of your belly.
I don't care about my belly.
I want you to tackle me.
You are funny.
Can I tackle you?
Please do it.
(Takeshi's)
(Aki's)
(Ndaho's)
(Aki's)
(Ndaho's)
(Aki's)
(Ndaho's) (Aki's)
It couldn't reach my fingers!
I couldn't reach my fingers!
Wait a minute.
This is not good.
What is this?
It's like a dream come true.
I just woke up.
On the way, I was like...
No!
The ground was like...
This is not good.
It's like a dream come true.
It depends on the price.
That's right.
If you want to protect yourself, you need money.
If you are a pro rugby player and you are tagged, you don't have 5,000 yen.
I definitely have 5,000 yen.
If you have 0 yen, you will be like...
Bye bye!